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gyptazyOops! The MXP01 (Italy) peer had some fuck ups, followed by some insane traffic f*ckups at 3AM & 6AM on the other instances.Rule Nr. 1: Even changing a single character can result in f*ckups. Always test!<a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/devops" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#devops</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/bgp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bgp</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/peering" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#peering</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/ipv6" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ipv6</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/traffic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#traffic</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://mastodon.gyptazy.com/tags/network" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#network</a>

Script KiddieTrump had Transformers renamed. They are now just called #Formers in the U.S. 😱🙀 <a href="https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-1367-f40a-b605-627233227430" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-1367-f40a-b605-627233227430</a>

PoslovitchJe profite d'être en train de dépiler des photos et de préparer mon billet de blog pour vous (re-)sortir ce <a href="https://wikis.world/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> de <a href="https://wikis.world/tags/R%C3%A9seauStan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#RéseauStan</a> : la <a href="https://wikis.world/tags/d%C3%A9mat%C3%A9rialisation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dématérialisation</a> va trop loin !!

WuzzyHOT TAKE: If you don’t feel comfortable that your future children might turn out to be asexual, you shouldn’t have children because you would <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/FAIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FAIL</a> as a parent.(Source of data: <a href="https://www.kcl.ac.uk/policy-institute/assets/asexuality-in-the-uk.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.kcl.ac.uk/policy-institute/assets/asexuality-in-the-uk.pdf</a> ; annotation is mine)<a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/bigotry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bigotry</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/asexual" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#asexual</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/ace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ace</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/LGBTQIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LGBTQIA</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#science</a>

WuzzyAll people who answered "No" here would have lost at the first question in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?, AFTER taking the 50:50 lifeline.(Source of graph: <a href="https://www.kcl.ac.uk/policy-institute/assets/asexuality-in-the-uk.pdf" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.kcl.ac.uk/policy-institute/assets/asexuality-in-the-uk.pdf</a> ; facepalm added by me)<a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/FAIL" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#FAIL</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#science</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/asexuality" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#asexuality</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/LGBTQIA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#LGBTQIA</a>+ <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/ace" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ace</a> <a href="https://cyberplace.social/tags/denial" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#denial</a>

Atreides<a href="https://mastodon.online/@NOSRSS" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NOSRSS</a> En die bedrijven maar klagen over wat eigenlijk? In het buitenland slagen ze er blijkbaar wel in. Hier echter staan ze te kijk als verwende jongentjes die hun zin niet krijgen en dan maar vertellen dat ze weg willen. Ik denk dat ze van een koude kermis thuis komen want daar gelden nog strengere regels en wetten. Belachelijk gewoon dat ondernemend niet in staat is dit in lijn te brengen met bedrijven die het wel dien. <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/energietransitie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#energietransitie</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/co2emissions" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#co2emissions</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/bedrijven" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#bedrijven</a> <a href="https://mastodon.nl/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a>!

roscoffRésultats des contrôles officiels sanitaires : dispositif d'information « Alim’confiance » - data.gouv.frImpossible de trouver des infos sur les contrôles sanitaires : tous les sites publics comme <a href="http://www.alim-confiance.gouv.fr/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">http://www.alim-confiance.gouv.fr/</a> sont désactivés.<a href="https://www.data.gouv.fr/fr/datasets/resultats-des-controles-officiels-sanitaires-dispositif-dinformation-alimconfiance/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.data.gouv.fr/fr/datasets/resultats-des-controles-officiels-sanitaires-dispositif-dinformation-alimconfiance/</a><a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/alimconfiance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#alimconfiance</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/sitepublic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#sitepublic</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/startupnation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#startupnation</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://piaille.fr/tags/aucuneconfiance" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#aucuneconfiance</a>

Script KiddieWe lost the world but we got AI! <a href="https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-6467-f1e9-a385-591760423053" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-6467-f1e9-a385-591760423053</a>

Kyle Memoir 🍉Any other Canadians wondering about CBC radio’s intent using the audio clip of Adrienne Arsenault (I believe it is) reporting from somewhere saying: “Police are warning the protestors—get back!” over and over and over in their “Your World Tonight” news show promos?Is this a subliminal message from YWT’s pro-genocide mgt to Canadians that to protest or exercise free speech means a police beating?It’s damned tiresome. <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/cbc" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cbc</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/msm" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#msm</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/media" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#media</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/genocide" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#genocide</a> <a href="https://mastodon.online/tags/complicity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#complicity</a>

Commodore FrenchieYesterday, I picked up Khao Soi from BOONNOON Market to go see the new Bong Joon Ho movie film.One should not attempt to eat a curry dish in the dark. I walked out of the theatre looking like a diarrhea disaster. The pants might be a lost cause. Washing now. <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/film" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#film</a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/movie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#movie</a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/thaifood" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#thaifood</a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://dpw.social/tags/Mickey17" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mickey17</a>

Script Kiddie<a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=humanrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humanrights</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=humanity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humanity</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=ethics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ethics</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://despora.de/posts/ec546dc0f3bc013d5e04543d7eeced27" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">♲</a> @<a href="https://despora.de/u/anonymiss" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">anonymiss@despora.de</a>:<blockquote><a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=humanity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humanity</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=humanrights" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humanrights</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=economy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#economy</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=problem" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#problem</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=future" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#future</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#politics</a> <a href="https://anonsys.net/search?tag=ethics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ethics</a> </blockquote>

Script KiddieThe penguins are understandably pissed off. <a href="https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-3567-f06f-1b6c-ff7257506971" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-3567-f06f-1b6c-ff7257506971</a>

Paul Houle🍿 Pirate booted out: popcorn mogul’s coup in New York village falls flat<a href="https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/21/robert-ehrlich-mayor-sea-cliff-long-island" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/21/robert-ehrlich-mayor-sea-cliff-long-island</a><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#politics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/popcorn" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#popcorn</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/newyork" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#newyork</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/ny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/coup" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#coup</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a>

LeckerKrabbe<a href="https://correctiv.social/@correctiv_org" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@correctiv_org</a> Diese gescheiterten PolitikerInnen wird man nicht wieder los! Die Regierungsbank als Sprungbrett in den Lobbyismus! “Stellvertretende Leiterin von R21 ist Ex-CDU-Familienministerin Kristina Schröder. Auf X behauptet sie, „Klimaneutralität ohne Kernenergie bedeutet Deindustrialisierung“.” <a href="https://norden.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/korruption" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#korruption</a> <a href="https://norden.social/tags/KristinaSchroder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KristinaSchroder</a>

AdrianSimon Jenkins says "Trump tried to defy the constitution in 2021. He will not do so again."The Tangerine Tyrant is actively dismantling many of the checks and balances by which the Constitution is upheld. It's an outrageously bold statement from Jenkins, which he makes no attempt to substantiate.<a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/USpol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#USpol</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Trump</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/Grauniad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Grauniad</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/SimonJenkins" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#SimonJenkins</a> <a href="https://mastodon.scot/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a><a href="https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/apr/04/britain-donald-trump-tariffs-uk-us" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/apr/04/britain-donald-trump-tariffs-uk-us</a>

Tina M CaseyAnother Trump <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a>: wasting a 20-year public investment in US solar manufacturing.<a href="https://www.triplepundit.com/story/2025/solar-manufacturing-united-states/819431" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://www.triplepundit.com/story/2025/solar-manufacturing-united-states/819431</a><a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/ussolar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ussolar</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solar" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solar</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarenergy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarenergy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarpower" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarpower</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarindustry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarindustry</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarmanufacturing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarmanufacturing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/energypolicy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#energypolicy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/usenergypolicy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usenergypolicy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/renewableenergy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#renewableenergy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/renewables" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#renewables</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/manufacturing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#manufacturing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/useconomy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#useconomy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/usenergypolicy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#usenergypolicy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarcells" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarcells</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarmodules" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarmodules</a> <a href="https://mastodon.green/tags/solarpanels" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#solarpanels</a>

Jonathan KamensHow can it possibly be that still, now, in the Year Of Our Lord 2025, <a href="https://federate.social/tags/macOS" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#macOS</a> still requires you to configure an email account in the macOS Mail app before you are able to change your default Mail app to a different one? <a href="https://federate.social/tags/smdh" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#smdh</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/ux" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#ux</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a> <a href="https://federate.social/tags/Apple" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Apple</a>

🅰🅻🅸🅲🅴 (🌈🦄)To be fair, this is how most recycling programs work 💁🏼‍♀️<a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/Recycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Recycling</a> <a href="https://lgbtqia.space/tags/Fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Fail</a>

Mike RiversdaleGenius work Microsoft, pure genius.Screenshot of the Microsoft Authenticator app asking for a code from the Microsoft Authenticator app before I can log into the Microsoft Authenticator app.<a href="https://cloudisland.nz/tags/tech" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#tech</a> <a href="https://cloudisland.nz/tags/fail" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#fail</a>

Script Kiddietoo unrealistic 👽 <a href="https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-3967-ec9c-0bc5-492751474684" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://anonsys.net/display/bf69967c-3967-ec9c-0bc5-492751474684</a>

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